You Know You Are On The Farm When...

...a snake is lying by the back door
...a mouse has nibbled the apple you set out on the counter last night
...Daddy long-legs crawl over your foot while playing canasta
....a walk down the lane scares up three wild turkeys
...you wake to the sound of the neighbors cows mooing
...you turn on a fan to drown out the sound of insects at 3AM
...you can lay in the back of the pickup and see all the stars
...butterflies follow you while you do your chores

...you have that peaceful easy feeling